南方四賤客中取笑中國的片段

剛剛總算把最後下載的南方四賤客第二季第五集看完了，這集還不錯看，維持一貫的辛辣偏激低俗搞笑風格。不過現在我要提並不是本集內容，而是本集開頭兩位製作人的部分對話。

就是平常電視看不到，只有在影碟中附錄的兩位製作人的SHOW TIME，而且兩位製作人嘴賤的程度還不輸給卡通中的阿ㄆㄧㄚˇ。像是第一季中，老是拿一個印地安人來開種族玩笑，而這集呢，則是請到了一群退休的老人來當觀眾，然後他們在台上一個彈著五音不全的吉他，一個唱著五音不全的歌，而ＳＨＯＷ的部份就是痛罵那些老年人和取笑中國，幾乎可以說是百無禁忌了（裡面的一句台詞：we went home and thought,"China is really stupid. Let';s make fun of it."）真的是.....該怎麼說..........恩.......真的是好樣的XD

值得一題的是，我抓的是大陸那邊製作的簡體字幕。他們雖然是非官方，但在取笑中國的部份對話，同樣是做跳過不翻譯的處理，不知道這是怕大陸官方追究，亦或是怕引起國內觀眾的反感，還是說，只是個習慣性的反射動作？我想這個問題，恐怕暫時沒有答案了，我個人比較希望是第二個原因，因為這代表大陸那邊的民族意識並沒有隨著時代而衰退（或許也可以說是官方媒體教育有方吧.......呵呵）

在下面列出那段表演的英文字幕部份，有興趣的可以看看。

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You caught Matt and l
doing what we love:
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Entertaining seniors
at a retirement home.
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Say hi to the South Park fans, gang.
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-Say hi to the South Park fans, I said!
-Hi.
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We';re glad you';re watching this episode.
It';s our favorite.
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It';s called "Conjoined Fetus Lady." It';s
about the kids'; dodge ball tournament in China.
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We got the idea
when we visited Beijing, China.

 

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We saw the Great Wall,
the Forbidden City...
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...even Tiananmen Square,
where Chinese students were killed.
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Here we are reenacting
the Tiananmen Square massacre.
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After we got out of jail
for reenacting that...
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...we went home and thought,
"China is really stupid. Let';s make fun of it."

 

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This also has that old
"woman who has a twin...
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...that died during childbirth
attached to her head" joke.
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Isn';t that funny, gang?.
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Isn';t that funny, I said!
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Answer him,
you pieces of s* * *.
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We perform for you
and you sit there like corpses!
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I f* * *ing hate you!
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So sit back, relax,
and enjoy "Conjoined Fetus Lady."